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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:08
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No go.
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Rare Red Sprite Photographed in Tibet Dazzles Social Media - PetaPixel
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Bitcoin Price Rises. This Could Be the Next Big Crypto IPO After Success of Circle Stock. - Barron's
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
OpenAI claims to have hit $10B in annual revenue - TechCrunch
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Still no good.
Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon
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Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Report: Knicks have interest in Wolves' Chris Finch as new head coach - Sports Illustrated
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Suspect in Boulder Molotov attack faces federal hate crime charge - Axios
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think
Still no good
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Debunking 5 myths about when your devices get wet - The Conversation
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Do you think cheating is that bad?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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